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The Angura Kei Poser Guide
30 May 2025
Angura Kei is a term that gets thrown around a lot. Some people claim it's a very real thing, some people claim it's an entirely made up thing, and nobody can decide whether it's separate from eroguro-kei or not. As an Angura Kei expert[citation needed] (delusional fanatic) I think I am qualified not only to settle the matter but to teach all of my adoring fans how to truly become Angura Kei.
To become Angura Kei, you need to dress the part like all good fans do. In fact, dressing the part is perhaps the most important part of the whole affair. You can throw the bands out entirely as long as you claim to listen to SEX-ANDROID. Of course, Angura Kei bands dress all sorts of ways, but to be Angura you should do shironuri (paint yourself white). How will we know you come from that angura (mutilation of "underground") Kabuki-theatre Visual Kei scene?
Please ignore the several bandmen who show up on stage with their own skin tone and the Angura bandmen with little or even no makeup. You will do your white make and you will be happy.
So, let's give you a shironuri tutorial, photos and all. I'll teach you how to turn yourself from a barefaced wreck into a true bandman doppelganger, because you probably saw a Muchi Muchi Anago cosplayer on Pinterest labeled "Gloomy bear girl" and used that photo for your pinned Tweet while not knowing shit about Hachiyama Yuumi.
My shironuri process is very simple and very quick. I can get my makeup done in less than ten minutes and I barely need a mirror. That is because my makeup is generally awful, but why wouldn't it be?