39 reasons Hiromu Toda is sexy


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I am not a gay man or even a bisexual. I am a part of one of the most oppressed classes to exist in our modern era: the heteroflexible male. I only wish to have relationships with women! I have a girl in my life. There is no practical difference between me and any other straight man in our dating interests...

but Hiromu Toda is scientifically proven1 to be a sexy beast. That fact should be known by all living creatures.

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Fig. A: Toda as he appears in FLOPPY
  1. strong jawline is sexy
  2. dark makeup is sexy
  3. serious stare is sexy
  4. dark hair is sexy
  5. quiet personality is sexy
  6. cute mouth is sexy
  7. good compositions are sexy
  8. liking Gunpla is sexy
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Fig. B: Toda barefaced
  1. hair obscuring eyes is sexy
  2. glasses are very sexy
  3. bare face is sexy
  4. plain clothes are sexy
  5. cute behaviour in interviews is sexy
  6. innocent stare is sexy
  7. headphones are sexy
  8. nerdy personality is sexy
  9. intense love for technology is sexy
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Fig. C: Toda in Shinjuku Gewalt
  1. black and white is sexy
  2. communist revolutionaries are sexy
  3. emo hair is sexy
  4. oblivious nature is sexy
  5. school uniform is sexy
  6. eye whites that stand out due to dark makeup are incredibly sexy
  7. shironuri is sexy
  8. camera shyness is sexy
  9. bleeding easily is sexy
I Love You
Fig. D: Toda in Shinjuku Gewalt, again
  1. straight nose is sexy
  2. military-style hat is sexy
  3. teeth are very sexy
  4. microphone to mouth is sexy
  5. being angled such that you can't even see his eyes underneath the shadow of his hat, as if he were an rpgmaker horror character, is unbelievably sexy
  6. boney wrists are sexy
  7. messy makeup is sexy
  8. intense stare portrayed even without eyes is definitely sexy
Jumbo Toda
Fig. F: Toda in Muchi Muchi Anago, as "Jumbo Toda"
  1. nervous expression is sexy
  2. thin arms are stupid sexy
  3. weak constitution is sexy
  4. apprehension to dance in a band where his only job is to dance is sexy
  5. nurse dress is obviously sexy

Are you not swayed? Do you not feel something for those dark, likely photosensitive eyes? Those eyes that are thinking of Star Wars instead of you? Does his sickly face and quiet demeanour not attract you in some way?

Don't you agree that Hiromu Toda is a sexy man?
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1. according to a 2025 study with a sample size of one (yours truly)

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