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MOUSELING.net is dedicated to my ramblings and personal opinions, my hobbies and interests, my art, and some things I just find interesting. There's always more on the way, so feel free to poke around!

This site is not mobile unfriendly, but I make no optimisations for mobile. It's half-responsive, but not well tested.

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I thought a new one wouldn't be that much pricier, but...


I thought a new one wouldn't be that much pricier, but...

I was poking around like usual and I saw... a chainsaw! Right next to the menstrual pads and incontinence underwear! You're kidding me!! I almost wish I had the 39 bucks to spend right now. It would be great for yard work....
Ahh, and imagine the photo ops provided by an honest-to-God chainsaw... especially in cosplay... oh, how I weep... and at the $39 price point, it's a steal! After getting home I looked it up and these apparently go for about $270 brand new. WTF. Maybe I'll come back for it...

In other news I lost like 4kg by mistake thanks to my prescription medication. Awesome. I'm back to what was previously the high end of my normal range.
Maybe one day I'll be as light as a feather just like Toda-sama... NOT.
Let me lay out the calculations for you: 48/(178^2) = BMI 15.15, severe thinness. To be the same as him I'd have to be 15.15*(1.61^2) = 39.27 KG. Do I look like the kind of guy to have that resolve?! Gah!!!

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DEViL KiTTY - Hello Katty translation

2026-05-07

Devil Kitty was certainly a band, and the music was great, and they were known for quite a few things things. Not that famous, but certainly infamous. Their frontman Yuuga is consistently and excessively some combination of loud, bastardly, certainly catty (or possibly Katty), drama-obsessed attention whore...

The bottom line is that this man DOES NOT know when to shut his mouth. He was obsessed with Intenet happenings and violent on top! He got himself into all sorts of trouble and had to go cutting himself off mid-performance to spout the latest crap. It's so bad that he had to step back from being in bands to just owning a label. (Does he stil own the label?) Now, as a label manager, he has a God-given right to be bossy... I digress.

He's written quite a few songs about all that Internet drama he loves so much, crazy fangirls and parasitic bandomen, losers and fakes, caricatures and insults. Here's my translation of the classic Hello Katty!


ITAI~~KO-CHAN, EUHGHGHHGH!!

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Media log

Saosin - Translating the Name

Saosin - Translating the Name

2026.04.01

I really liked that same street's cover of Seven Years, so it was inevitable I would go listen to Saosin already. Especially because my buddy insists the band really sound like a Japanese emo band.

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Newest Art

04.22 - Flash icon commission: He Qingsheng

04.22 - Flash icon commission: He Qingsheng
Artwork for my dear friend.

04.22 - Jumbo Toda didn't follow workplace safety

04.22 - Jumbo Toda didn't follow workplace safety
I stayed awake for two days and, therefore, I began to lose my sanity. I have become obsessed with warning pictograms related to heavy machinery. Here is Jumbo Toda trapped by an auger, although his body has not really been twisted up into a coil, he's just in a compromising position... I can fetishise anything

You can click for a better view!

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Latest Craft

2026.04.09

Metronome bonji logo
Hasn't my bag had an upgrade?! Metronome's bonji logo has been added to it now. The stencil originally appeared as if it was gross and cum-covered but, hey, it worked in the end! I think it looks sick.

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Latest Outfit

2025.03.03

2025.03.03
What I wore for my birthday! My face is really fat in this image so I'm censoring it
  • Hat: Pricess Highway?
  • Top: MUCC
  • Hakama pants: Takuya Angel
  • Claw bracelet necklace: Takuya Angel
  • Bag: Takuya Angel
  • Boots: no brand thrifted. A LOVELY 8CM OF HEIGHT!!!
  • Skull gloves: aliexpress

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Song of the month!


Fear, and Loathing in Las Vegas - In The End, the Choice is All Yours

Fear,[sic] and Loathing in Las Vegas are an interesting band who write interesting songs. This one in question is such a questionable or even baffling song that it wraps around to being fucking awesome.

Check out the song of the month archive for past features.


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