CGIboy questionnaire

If you were a foreigner in Japan in the mid-2000s you may have been shocked by the state of their cell phones. They were feature-rich beauties! Camera phones with all sorts of fabulous designs and interesting quirks. The caveat: these wonderful devices only worked on this small set of islands floating to the east of China, and that was it.

They had evolved wildly to suit their own digital ecosystem in a small country, which earned them the name Gara-kei, short for Galapagos phones. Just like the creatures living on the Galapagos islands, they had evolved to fill extremely specific niches, but nothing like it had worked anywhere else in the world.

One of the exciting features of these phones was their ability to connect to the Internet through the mobile network. You may take this for granted today, especially now that we all have an awful little device in our pockets for daily use, but this wasn't always the case. We only got to browse the Internet when smartphones became more widespread; in Japan, people were already making websites on their flip phones.

People would write emails to each other on their phones. There were websites for publishing web novels (usually fanfiction, heh) on mobile. There were gallery websites, in case you felt like showing off, and there were services for blogging. Many websites had alternate, mostly-text versions for easy display on one's little screen.

In 2004, a website named Zenryaku Profile (前略プロフィール) was launched, hosted at pr.cgiboy.com. Zenryaku is a pretty old-fashioned phrase I can best think to translate as "Skipping the formalities". The service allowed people to fill out a questionnaire using their phone and upload an image, creating a cute little profile to represent themselves with.

As the name implies, it's a good tool to introduce yourself without all that formal junk. You might pass your ID to a new classmate and they would instantly have an idea of your personality. You might see someone online and learn more about them on their profile. Maybe you would see that you live in the same area and have the same hobbies, then you would decide to meet in person...

It's no wonder such a website was a hit. I could see myself using such a thing if I were a young Japanese man back then.

Anyhow, I came across this service because the members of a certain band all used it for their member profiles. They had some interesting answers! As an example, one member listed his favourite book as Hara Hara Tokei, a bomb making manual written for far left extremists. I found it charming enough to find the questions and do the questionnaure myself. :-)

MOUSEcky


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[HN / screen name]
Mousecky (sometimes stylised MOUSEcky)
[HNの由来 / Screen name's origin]
That one's a secret. I'm sorry! I'll say that it's three different things, and if you can figure out just one of them, you're luckier than most.
[性別 / Gender]
Male.
[誕生日 / Birthday]
1727.03.03
[星座 / Constellation]
Pisces(???)
[血液型 / Blood type]
O+. Frankly, this is disappointing. If I were O-, not only would I be the most universal of universal donors, but I would be like that one cool goth band... oh, but you don't get paid to donate blood in this country, so maybe it's a waste either way.
[前世 / In a past life I was...]
A mouse. Or maybe, if I'm lucky, an extremely low-ranking soldier who dies during his first or second conflict.
[生まれたところ / Location of birth]
I wasn't born.
[職業 / Occupation]
um...
[学年 / Year level]
it's a long story
[絡むーちょ / Are you friendly?]
I hope I am. I try my best to be. I don't know if any of it's true though.
[似ている芸能人 / Celebrity you're most like]
Sharaku Kobayashi isn't a celebrity and Kamille Bidan isn't real. I don't keep up with celebrities.
What celebrity am I most like, then? I guess people have compared my physical appearance to that of Gerard Way
[身長 / Height]
161cm
[体重 / Weight]
secret
[足のサイズ / Shoe size]
39. I usually go for 40. though, since that's not only safe but the smallest men's size available...
[手の長さ / Hand size]
about the length of my one Monchhichi son
[趣味 / Hobbies]
everything that is more suited to children. if not children, more suited to women. I still enjoy myself despite my unmanliness.
[特技 / Special skills]
complaining
[握力 / Grip strength]
nonexistent
[髪型 / Hairstyle]
An overgrown emo mess! Bleached blonde. As I write this, it comes down to my shoulders when straightened.
[口癖 / Catchphrase]
?
[性格 / Personality]
I don't have a good one. I'm a little bitter. I try to be genuine though, which is the most important thing in my opinion. I want to be friends with everyone in the world.
[嗜好品 / Favorite indulgence]
chocolate & cigarettes
[自慢なこと / I'm proud of...]
my Takuya Angel collection
[持っている資格 / Qualifications]
GEA 2 and Digital Technologies 2
[使っている携帯電話 / Mobile phone of choice]
Mode 1 Retro II
[好きな男性のタイプ / Type in men]
Hiromu Toda
[好きな女性のタイプ / Type in women]
My beautiful girlfriend. (Who is cute and a little nerdy and with a punk streak, so I guess my previous answer to this question still holds true...)
[好きな言葉 / Favourite word or phrase]
i love you
[好きな芸能人 / Favourite celebrity]
Uyuni (isn't famous). I'm not a celebrity guy
[好きな食べ物 / Favourite food]
brown rice
[嫌いな食べ物: Disliked food]
Anything too sweet to the point of overwhelming me
[好きな飲み物 / Favourite drink]
Tea. Black tea. Iced tea. Bubble tea. Haven't had enough green tea to give my judgement on that though.
[嫌いな飲み物 / Disliked drink]
Coffee. I've never been a coffee person in the same way I've never truly been into soft drink. I drink energy drinks, sure, and I guess if you hand it to me I'll drink iced coffee. But as a child I decided I hated the feeling of soft drinks, so I don't reach for them by choice unless they have all that caffeine. I also decided I hated coffee, so I drink tea instead.
[好きな教科 / Favourite subject]
linguistics
[嫌いな教科 / Disliked subject]
linguistics
[好きなテレビ番組 / Favourite show]
Hana-Kimi (2007)
[好きな映画 / Favourite movie]
Night on the Galactic Railroad (1985), and I cry every time
[好きな本 / Favourite book]
I feel like books go in one ear and out the ohter with me. It's a genuinely embarrassing affair. I like reading and I like books, I wouldn't have bought a Kindle if I didn't love it so much, but I can't tell you what my favourite is. I'd say Dogra Magra if the first translation I read wasn't...questionable and the second one wasn't done with ChatGPT. justgottalearnjapanese
[好きなスポーツ / Favourite sport]
I don't like sport.
[好きな音楽 / Favourite music]
As Metronome put it on their 10th anniversary shirt: PICOPICO and LOUD and TECHNO and ROCK! Or something like that. I used to like Visual Kei; now I like a very specific subset of Visual Kei. I like nerdcore techno. I like techno-pop. I like "techno" as in "whatever Kraftwerk makes". My favourite bands are Shinjuku Gewalt, Metronome and moreru.
[好きなブランド / Favourite brand]
Takuya Angel
[愛用の香水 / Perfume of choice]
I'm not a fragrance guy. yet.
[好きな花 / Favourite flower]
Hydrangea
[好きなゲーム / Favorite game]
Raidou Kuzunoha vs the Soulless Army (PS2; the "remaster" looks awful)
[愛車 / Car]
I don't drive.
[将来の夢 / Future dream]
I want to become some sort of evil linguist who does the fakest work in the world. I want to travel around China and south-east Asia and central Asia. I want to travel north Africa. I want to, somehow, become involved in some radical left-wing political movement in whatever country I'm staying in. While surviving off of the money saved from my fake linguist work, which is at this point dwindling down to nothing, I will die in a clash against police, fighting for my friends' rights.

...is what I'd say if I didn't want to marry my girlfriend and die a peaceful death next to her. Delusionally, I want to buy a house. Somewhere nice with a cute courtyard-garden.
[好きな動物 / Favourite animal]
The humble viscacha.
[休日の過ごし方 / On my days off I...]
go birdwatching
[尊敬する人 / The person I respect]
Everybody who is still alive and loving each other all the same. I want to be one of you so I will be one fo you.
[今一番欲しいもの / Right now I really want]
a job
[今一番行きたいところ / Right now I really want to go to]
the toilet
[今一番やりたいこと / Right now I really want to]
Take my girlfriend on a cute dat
[よく使う路線 / Usual train line]
Shorncliffe or Redcliffe
[よく遊ぶところ / Usual hangout spots]
Queen Street Mall someone come hang out with me
[カラオケでよく歌う曲 / Usual karaoke songs]
I don't do karaoke
[初めて買ったCD / First CD bought]
Malice Mizer. or katy perry, if my parents getting me an ill-informed gift at a young age counts
[マイブーム / Current obsession]
I guess I'm trying to get into sewing lately.
[最近ひそかに興味があること / Secretly recently into]
parrots
[生まれ変わったら / If I were reborn…]
I'd become a mouse again.
[世界平和に必要なのは / What's necessary for world peace]
Love and friendship, and most importantly, music.
[兎に角主張したい事 / I want to stress...]
I love to make new friends in my wonderful life
[疑問に思っている事 / I'm questioning...]
The circumstances of my birth
[ここだけの話 / Just between us]
I love you.

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