100 Questions for Dagashi Kashi fans

As always... here's the template. Seriously let me know if you do this one. I want to meet more Dagashi Kashi fans.

The questionnaire is taken from here!

  1. Please tell us your name.
    Mousecky
  2. And your gender, if any?
    male
  3. How old do you think you are?
    298?
  4. What is your blood colour and type?
    Dark-red O-type
  5. What is the state, color, and shape of your hair?
    Overgrown. bleached & floppy.
  6. Where do you live?
    Brisbane, Australia
  7. When and where did you first encounter Dagashi Kashi?
    I heard of them on 2023.03.02, I believe I was in an art building. I only listened to them on 2023.03.16, probably while practically sedated in my bedroom.
  8. Please describe your honest first impression.
    I enjoyed it. Female vocalists are a cheat code to catch my heart.
  9. Did you like them from the first time you saw them?
    Yeah!
  10. Really?
    Yup.
  11. Honestly?
    Honest to God.
  12. What drew you to Dagashi Kashi?
    Female vocals...interesting style...cool album covers. I was introduced to them because i was emailed about them though lol
  13. Which of the losers is your favourite?
    Mera of course.
  14. What aspects of that person do you like, and how?
    I like her pretty hair and cute face. She's short (cute) and her vocal style is unique (cool). I like girls that can hold their own.
  15. Have you expressed your feelings in any way? Letters, messages, etc.
    In a prayer lol
  16. What would you do if Mera-dono could fit in the palm of your hand?
    Doesn't she already? Only joking. I would treat her as if she was a mousegirl. (That is, with all the love possible.)
  17. But she still bites.
    Mice bite too.
  18. What would you do if Mera invited you to drink?
    become too starstruck to do anything?
  19. What do you think the effects of Mera's ultrasonic waves are?
    Spiritual healing. even if it doesn't feel like it in the moment
  20. Which song of Mera's moves you the most? What part of it gets you?
    I'm really fake for this but I couldn't tell you. Maybe Sugiyo no Majiwari, I really like the guitar...
  21. What would you do if Terushige could fit in the palm of your hand?
    Hope he doesn't get picked up by a hawk.
  22. But he's bad at waking up.
    His loss.
  23. Aren't you fascinated by Terushige's collarbones or ribs?
    Underweight guys aren't my type... but at the same time... there's a certain charm to it lol
  24. How would you describe Terushige's expression while performing?
    Can't say a thing.
  25. Which part of Terushige's playing do you find wonderful?
    all of it. I just love guitar
  26. What would you do if Sabawo-sama could fit in the palm of your hand?
    I'd stay away from him!
  27. But he's sweaty.
    All the more reason to get away
  28. Do you prefer him with a beard or without?
    With.
  29. How about Sabawo's soup?
    Let's try it.
  30. Which part of Sabawo's playing do you find wonderful?
    He gives the songs some life
  31. What would you do if Youcharist could fit in the palm of your hand?
    I'd be shocked. A tiny metalhead freak is running wild now...
  32. But he's French.
    I already knew he was a homosexual.
  33. What would you do if you were allowed to do anything with his curly hair?
    Run my hands through it and then make him try a death hawk. Sorry about the hair loss.
  34. What would you do if one day Youcharist's hair was suddenly silky and straight?
    I don't know what I'd do about it to be honest. He would have lost part of his soul. Looking like an Armenian metalhead is the good thing about him.
  35. Which part of Youcharist's playing do you find wonderful?
    Bass provides soul.
  36. What would you do if Hayashi could fit in the palm of your hand?
    God, this questionnaire is over 20 years old! I don't know a thing about this guy.
  37. But he's so desperate that he might die.
    Looks like he already did
  38. Do you think Hayashi is a moe kind of character?
    He does have a very moe face. I would like to go for tea with him.
  39. How did you think the kanji in his name was read?
    I can't read many kanji.
  40. The losers are teachers now! What subjects do they teach?
  41. The losers are in a drama! What kind of drama? What roles do they play?
    A gender-bender drama for sure. One of the reaaaal corny ones.
  42. The losers are in your living room! What would your family say?
    "Glad to see you with friends..."
  43. The losers are at your bedside! What kind of spell would you cast?
    The spell that makes me able to speak Japanese.
  44. Who is the cutest member of Dagashi Kashi?
    Mera.
  45. Who's the most handsome loser?
    Mera.
  46. Who's the most devious loser?
    Mera.
  47. Who's the most fashionable loser?
    Mera.
  48. Who's the kindest loser?
    Mera.
  49. Who's the worst loser?
    No clue.
  50. Who would be your father?
    Sakaide-san!
  51. Who would be your mother?
    Terushige
  52. Who would be your lover?
    Mera.
  53. Who would you keep as a pet?
    Kukimoto..
  54. Who would you hire as your bodyguard?
    Mera.
  55. What is your favorite song by Dagashi Kashi?
    ETHOS≠PATHOS!
  56. Have you cried to a Dagashi Kashi song? Which song?
    I have. Don't remember which.
  57. Do you have any favorite lyrics or phrases? If so, please share.
    I like Zakuro Ai. I want to eat your collarbone and your arms! Your brain and eyeballs, my beloved!
  58. What is your favorite livehouse?
    Can't say.
  59. What drink do you usually order?
    Water.
  60. Do you like alcohol?
    Only with friends. I'm a lightweight so these things combined are wonderful for my wallet.
  61. Have you ever tried Terushige's cocktails?
    I wish...
  62. If you have tried one, when and which drink was it?
    N/A
  63. Where do you usually stand when watching a live performance?
    Of course Visual Kei lives in Japan would be different, but here I really like to mosh. The pit is best.
  64. Are you confident in your headbanging skills?
    Vaguely.
  65. Do you do any choreography? For which songs and what kind?
    Nope.
  66. Do you wait around outside to catch performers on their way?
    Not really a thing here..
  67. Do you know the bare faces of the members?
    Yup. Mera's is really cute.
  68. Just between you and me, I bet you were stumped or made a mistake.
    That's right...
  69. Who has the most extreme gap between their white face and bare face?
    I can't say
  70. Do you want to try wearing white face paint?
    I already wear it. It's my favourite thing.
  71. One day as a loser! Who will you be and what will you do? Of course, you'll be wearing white face paint.
    Maybe I would become Youcharist and post all my favourite albums on Twitter. Shironuri is just for fun.
  72. What is your phone's wallpaper?
    Plain black... no cute photo. sigh
  73. Would you like to have a Dagashi Kashi ringtone? Which song?
    Sure! GekiAI Shimashou.
  74. Do you fill out surveys at lives? How often?
    Again, I don't see them live, so no.
  75. Do you buy mini-comics or magazines that feature the Dagashi Kashi members?
    I keep meaning to but I always lose my money on other stuff instead.
  76. Have you ever bought merch?
    I keep meaning to...and then I don't!!!
  77. What have you bought? How much did it all cost?
    N/A
  78. Is there any merch you wish they would sell?
    I like that they sold lighters. They should sell more everyday stuff that I can use.
  79. Do you have any prized items related to Dagashi Kashi that aren't for sale?
    Unfortunately not.
  80. Do you take photos during lives?
    I wish.
  81. What would you do if you snapped one that made you go "WOAH!"?
    Treasure it. Watermark it. Eat it.
  82. By the way, what kind of photo is that? Someone with their eyes rolled back so it's just white??
    Cute Mera (tautology)
  83. Other than Dagashi Kashi, what bands do you like?
    moreru, Ikigusare, DEVO, Depeche Mode, nerdcore techno, some neo-Visual Kei
  84. What other shironuri bands do you like?
    All sorts... Shinjuku Gewalt, Pinokiwo, Muchi Muchi Anago, Taiheiyou Belt, that sort of thing. I love shironuri.
  85. Other than DA-ME (DAgashi Kashi/MEtronome), what hopeless people do you like?
    myself.
  86. Do you have hobbies outside of Dagashi Kashi?
    I like to draw, work on my website, and so on. Recently I make bracelets!
  87. What percentage of your life is consumed by Dagashi Kashi?
    I'd say 5% or so.
  88. How do you feel about that number?
    I feel sorry for not being a bigger fan. I just have other hobbies and bands...
  89. What makes you think "I'm really a loser" to yourself?
    Take a wild guess~
  90. How many Dagashi Kashi friends do you have (online or offline)?
    Let's see... at least five.
  91. How would you persuade a non-Dagashi Kashi fan to get into them?
    As I always do, show them ETHOS≠PATHOS, in my opinion the most accessible Dagashi Kashi song. If they like Visual Kei, entice them with female vocals.
  92. Have the Dagashi Kashi members ever appeared in your dreams?
    A couple of times...
  93. It's fine because it's just a dream! Now, what will you do to the losers?
    I won't tell you. Absolute secret.
  94. Let's make your dream live. What's the setlist?
    I'm not qualified to answer this
  95. You're producing the losers now! What do you do?
    Force them to tour in Australia. Really sorry, you five.
  96. A Dagashi Kashi game has been released. What is it like?
    Let's see something like the Ayanami Raising project? You have to take care of a member, manage the band, make sure things go well. Well, that means there would be fanservice... let's not inherit that part of the game. Unless you're into that?
  97. What's the best thing about being a Dagashi Kashi fan?
    The music is seriously seriously good.
  98. On the other hand, do you have any worries or problems that come with being a fan?
    The fact that I can't get people into them.
  99. What exactly is Dagashi Kashi?
    Five yokai pretending to be humans.
  100. Finally, please confess your twisted love to the losers!
    I love you guys!!! (TT)